As Director of North America for Village Direct organization

[Deborah J. Boyd]

I hereby declare that we have annexed the North Pole. I have appointed Santa Clause Ambassador to the World and Moderator of all things regarding the North Pole. He is hereby granted multiple citizenship in Canada, USA, & Mexico. I am still negotiating with Brazil.
I was forced to take this aggressive action because we heard that the Grinch wanted to dig up the North Pole to search for Diamonds. We can not have the Grinch threatening to mess up the North Pole this close to Christmas. Why we do not want him near the place at any time. Perhaps we should give him to the Easter Bunny as a Christmas present.

[Santa]

Deborah,

You are correct I... Santa has accepted the cloud position of, "SANTA Clause Ambassador to the World". And Deb...(can I call you deb?) As I have made clear to you in our private meetings... We are prepared for the Grinch All over the North Pole... That's all I can say at this time... We will take your Idea under consideration about the proposed...so called... Christmas present..

The Head Elf

[Santa]

Deborah,

Let me assure you the The Head Elf has complete authority to use my name when communicating with people who receive presents . It's safer for you that way...only 61 Days left I'm sorry but I have to get the Gamer Elf up on the new product.

Cuddly Hugs

SANTA

[Deborah J. Boyd]

Oh Santa, I am so glad to hear that the security elves made you aware of the Grinch. We are having a special difficulty with him in Iran & Afghanistan. We thought we had him in the pen in Iraq but one of the elves in training let him talk them into opening the gate and he is out there again. He is tricky. Now we want to get him under control but we do not want to hurt him. We even offered to let him have his own TV show. We do need to cut off his access to sugar. He gets way too active when he eats too much sugar. We have trouble getting him to eat veggies too. We all know how important it is for us to eat veggies each day.
And yes it is OK for you to call me Deb. I have many names. Powerpeace, Powerpeacemaster, Powerpeace Demina(in second life) I trust you Santa to help catch the Grinch once and for all so we can have Peace on Earth